Humor of FM

You play Football Manager 2011 too much if…

- The list of recently loaded programs contains only of FM 2011, FM Genie Scout, FM 2011 editor, WinRar

- You brought National Team of Madagaskar to the golden medals of World Cup three times.

- You did this with different tactics.

- Being on stadium (in RL) you shout “Mentality – attacking! Closing Down – often!” instead of “Go Liverpool!”

- Your neighbours wake up during late night after your shout “Goooooooal!” when there is no football on TV.

- You remember statistics of all your players in all matches of last season.

- Your colleagues think that FM 2011 is your favourite accounting program.

- Your boss thinks so as well!

- You know exactly what club will be managed by Freddy Adu when he becomes a manager.

- It’s easier for you to create new tactics than write two text lines.

- This created tactics becomes very successful and all your fellows start to use it soon.

- In the minds you set mental skills for your relatives and friends. For instance, father: Work Rate = 15, Determination = 5.

- Ha, mental skills! You can even set preferred moves to all of them!

- It regards girls as well.

- You always change individual instructions (mentality, creative freedom, closing down) during sex.

- Your friend says that he will come later after he came to you with beer and saw you playing FM.

- He haven’t visiting you for a week since that time but you forget about him anyway.

- Your wife feels hurt if you call some “Aguero” during sleep.

- Your 5-year son knows who is Henry Saivet and Georginio Wijnaldum.

- Moreover he can even write their names without mistakes.

- Your 3-year daughter can do the same!

- When you close your eyes, you see small figures of players that are running and scoring goals.

- When you open your eyes, you see the same!